and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always hire a queer-friendly editor

apparently I am over the acceptable number of queers in my module

i threw in a token straight couple

is that not enough

I am busy adding 5 more gay couples and renaming the straight couple to Karen and Chadwick. They have two kids, and they argue all the time because they believe it means they have a healthy relationship.

also I just realised I used "ladies and gentleman" like a moron when what I meant was "look upon this all ye creatures of the earth and despair"

verbal tics are hard to break dangit

now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go play the Witcher III and turn down all women who throw themselves at Geralt because it amuses me to deny straight people things