#Toilet

Lucy Topping

lucytopping

Ive been in my house for about two hours, I just looked up and there’s TWO PIGEONS in my sitting room watching me eat my tea. What the fuck do

Thea Neal

nealthea

Was just reminded of the epic tale of the time a Papa John’s delivery driver clogged my toilet with the most ravenous of shits. Let’s storytime this, shall we? 1/9

bean

christapeterso

In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole https://www.nature.com/articles/s41551-020-0534-9 I think this is great THREE CAMERAS in the toilet! FOUR CAMERAShttps://twitter.com/vulpeculus1/status/1247276688083

James Felton

JimMFelton

My son just slipped me a tenner and two coasters under the toilet door. Can’t for the life of me figure out what he wants. Whatever it is, he’s willing

Noah Halpin

Noah_Halpin

Can we talk about the ZERO availability of public toilets right now? I've had to travel into town for meds twice recently (3.5hr round trip). No public toilets open, no

Lizard🇧🇾🍞📈

LizardGirl0

the russian word for "a little tea" and "seagull" are the same there's a russian meme about grandfathers finishing literally any food, because they remember times of hunger during the

Corkus Bucksuth

CorkusBucksuth

Who is going to clean the toilets under socialism? Everyone, dipshit, grab a brush. It’s just a fuckin toilet I’m happy and humbled this generated discussion, but with all due

Marker by Medium

MRKR

http://read.medium.com/kDWgLTz Around the world, in countries afflicted with the coronavirus, stores are sold out of toilet paper. And we all know who to blame: hoarders and panic-buyers, right?Well, not so

Jack Donohue

jckdnh

Thinking about how I would have spent this Sunday before Coronavirus: A sesh with the boys. Live band playing at the local. Sinking the Furphys all day (maybe a cheeky

Professor Ian Donald

iandonald_psych

1. OK, so let me see if I followed this from what #DominicCummngs saidHis wife displayed no #COVID19 symptoms, but felt sick. He worried both of them would be so

Robin Ricard

r_ricard

Yesterday I had airpods on my bedtable. This morning they are nowhere to be found. Last night I dreamt I flushed something down the toilet. That's it, things are becoming

Tyler (The Ghost™) Casper

tyler_casper

How many rolls of toilet paper do you have left? Stores where I am are still low... If you can find some, there are limits on how many you can

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bagelsangay

Because many people on this app keep getting shit for having a bad dental hygiene because of depression/sensory issues but no one actually offers help, I'm making a tiny thread

🐷Alaura🐷

Pollen_Raid

whew, when that coffee hits. . . . . not in the way its suppose to figures, a coffee that tastes amazing and actually caffeinated me properly, and I damn

Wilson Leung 梁允信 🇭🇰

WilsonLeungWS

Yes that's right, multiple *male* HK police officers rushing into a female toilet; then cries are heard from within the toilet. Undoubtedly, the police (if they even bother commenting on

Selina Cheng 鄭嘉如

selina_cheng

Protest reporting while female: After riot police entered a public women's toilet on Mong Kok Laundrey street last Sunday, they brought out, arrested, and handcuffed a reporter who was in