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60 years ago today Yuri Gagarin became the first human to go into outer space.When he landed in a random field, he was met by a 5-year-old girl and her

A surprising number of sea monster sightings can be explained by whale boners(quick thread, sources here: https://bit.ly/2PFRk5G ) For as long as there have been sailors on the oceans, singing shanties

What’s the worst descriptor you’ve heard added to someone’s name to distinguish them from someone with the same name? In school had a Ben, a Big Ben and a Paedo

Would really appreciate it if you could listen to the below, and share it if you enjoy it. I spent half a year reading the Sun, it was hell.https://twitter.com/jimmfelton/status/1317035814937907200 A

Oh no, there's more. If you find these funny, you'll love my new book. Just read the sample chapters, you won't regret it.https://www.amazon.co.uk/SUNBURN-unofficial-biggest-selling-newspaper-headlines/dp/0751580783

He lied to a VICAR Of all the things the government has done and *this* is why they're going to hell?? Days of defending the absolutely indefensible then lying to

Check the date A lot of you are laughing when you should be shitting yourselves at my power

Christ, that third photo.https://twitter.com/lioneltop/status/1260125365990756352 They look far too young to know what’s going on. They go away from school for a few weeks, come back, suddenly their masked teacher is

Absolutely outstanding. A government that won’t accept that lowering police numbers affects crime levels but will brag about shoplifting being lower during a time where there aren’t actually any shops

[thinks there can't be anything dumber than eating tide pods]President:We should inject ourselves with disinfectant to cure the virus I notice that viruses can't survive the desolate vacuum of space.

My son just slipped me a tenner and two coasters under the toilet door. Can’t for the life of me figure out what he wants. Whatever it is, he’s willing

Deaths in hospitals go from zero to 10,000 in just 5 weeksThe media: He’ll still be not dead in a month or so, meanwhile there are more pressing issues to