#Toilet

𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕝𝕪𝕟 - Toilet Paper Funeral Director©️

iamjakz

A look at my life as a Toilet Paper Funeral Director.#RIPTP (All toilet paper funeral videos will be attached to this thread for easier collective mourning of our dearly departed

Roshana Mehdian-Staffell

RoshanaMN

Sat down at 7.30pm after a full day in theatre I didn’t get to say goodnight to my youngest monkey and I’m disproportionately sad about it Then my mind returns

Dr Philip Lee

drphiliplee1

A poll is not a randomised control study Sarahhttps://twitter.com/WestminsterWAG/status/1246067039602536456 Let's say a conducted a poll amongst the readers of the Daily Mail, "Do you agree that the Mail (excluding glossy

Agnes

agnesfrim

Last night I was in a loo and a woman entered the only other stall crying. I did the awkward shout over and asked if she was ok or wanted

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aloezoomii

the ackles have an ep on this open door show and they have a toilet where when you wave your hand in front of it the seat raises and jensen

Doncaster Council

MyDoncaster

Morning everyone! The weather forecast for this weekend is meant to be pretty lovely – but don’t let that break your willpower! We still all need to #StayHome and protect

Divia Eden

diviacaroline

The shifting toilet paper use pattern explains the demand increase.It does not, on its own, cause a shortage. To get a shortage, we also need the prices not to be

Jody Avirgan

jodyavirgan

Today is Charles Mingus's birthday. As you may know, I'll never pass up an opportunity to remind you that Mingus loved cats, especially his best friend "Nightlife," and developed a

WENDY COVERED DYNAMITE 🔪

wanniesoftbot

ok but like sometime i hear knocking at the door and i would go there and there would be no one and i would be the only one who hear

Liberty

MorrealeLiberty

So i’ve been staying with my sister for the week as I clean out my old room. She has a new puppy and loves on the third floor (yeah terrible

ig; selfcarewl

selfcarewl

FACE MASKS YOU CAN MAKE AT HOME! (ig; selfcarewl) First face mask that helps with acne.- Get a bowl.- Crack an egg in the bowl.- Add a couple drops of

Kimberly

KiKiPosting

Funny Quarantine statements ~•Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. •I used to

siena

windpillarwife

live tweeting shitting ARRHGEGGHHGG MY ASS IM FUCKING CRUMBLING PLEALSE I CANT BREATHE IM BEING CONSUMED BY MY Modern Smart One-Piece 1.27 GPF Floor Mounted Elongated Toilet and Bidet with

❗❗Bathong Bambi❗❗

bambi_locs

#TLAsleepBW ???Lemme tell y'all about the time ka 2011, when I visited my then bf, ebe ke kopa toilet to do number 2, only for lesepa to refuse to go

Seth T. Hahne

sethhahne

After writing Golden Rules those years ago, I became more aware of performing what I'd call micro-compassions (in contrast to micro-aggressions). These are small, often unseen or unnoticed ways of

Starlight Museum & Art Gallery 🎮🏛

MuseumStarlight

One for @museumtoilets #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch The no1 most asked question in any museum.