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Publicly Andreas Bartleby 🐨🍵
ajb678
Recently got into creating art through the #procreate app, and learning my way around the tricks and tools. Here are pieces I've been able to create, thanks to @Floortjesart and
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Robert Butler III
DirectorRB3
Was busy yesterday so I didn’t have a chance to speak on Bernie dropping out. It’s depressing seeing a movement you cared so deeply about coming to an end. And
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jongho ran an illegal motorcycle race
jonghosfilter
jongho likes wearing cozy sweaters. he's the dreamiest person you'll ever meet and he giggles like he carries a baby inside of him. he has the most beautiful gummy smile,
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Dave
nerodine
So. After a rough year, sad to say that my dad died this week from pancreatic cancer. I'd been taking him to/from chemo, hospital appointments and all his A&E sessions,
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Ada Hoffmann
xasymptote
I feel like most of my tweeps need a hug right now, so I'm going to show you my stuffed animals.This is Bunny-Puppet!("Bunny" for short)Bunny-Puppet is special. I've had her
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Mak || Fes Ai come home...
MChizs
awlsnskkssj niji third years chapter is out aldnsksksjsnsnsn so since this is the niji third years, imma give my reaction to each chapter Episode 1:Karin's competitive nature is cute.Now
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nina⟬⟭¹³₇- clapped era
jiminheadbarb
Why Nicki Minaj (Onika Tanya Miraj) is one of the best rapper of our decade and years to come (I didn't say female rapper because we already know she outsold
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DMJWade
jesthehuman
Today for #ff I’m shouting out some amazing folks who are helping making the April 11 #dnd one shot #charitystream a success! First and foremost I want to shout out
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woah
Asnack_x
If you don't like this thread the consequences will be unBEARable Let's get QUACKING I BEARly slept last night I love you BEARy much you take my
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Abi🥝»»
flickerfool
How I imagine harry would act around the kardashians- a thread Kendall and H⁃kendall is definitely a simp for harry⁃He teases her alot, in the flirty good way tho⁃Very patient
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Sun Destroyer 999
bombsfall
lvl 1 shark adventurer there is something very funny about a shark having complex goals i have a hard time taking screenshots of the extremely fun shark carnage because the
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izzy 🐝 CEO of crayz
pallomluv
lightning puns, featuring @tobealouie_28 : a thread https://twitter.com/tobealouie_28/status/1257485519346417664?s=21 https://twitter.com/tobealouie_28/status/1257485519346417664 https://twitter.com/tobealouie_28/status/1257485122636517376?s=21 https
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love, sammie ♡
sitcomsfelix
sending bad puns to @AnthonyTurpel until he sends one back, a thread hey @AnthonyTurpel, what kind of car does a sheep drive? a suBAAHHru alright, @AnthonyTurpel, here's another: how does
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m↺rgan
jenotaur
jongho scrunches his nose to sing the really high notes. he likes to dance the Orange Justice. he wears cozy sweaters and giggles, his gummy smiles are the cutest. he
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komaedalings meet me at 7/11 im almost there
jokerakechi
how similar are you to persona 5 characters? - a thread (pls qrt!) akira/ren10% a flirt10% cat person10% loves puns10% always tries their best to help their friends10% knows flower
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Nunca Trump
NeverTrumpTexan
We should not forget what started all of this Conservative outrage against Twitter in the first place:Nazis.Yes, real, actual Nazis. Only they preferred to call themselves Altright.Journey along with me
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