What do you call the board of directors at a psychiatric hospital?

Manage ment
What's the first thing you learn in babalawo school?

How to assign ment
Some people just wake up in the morning to be silly...

Element
It's crazy that even stupid people can get blue ticks...

Twitter dey endorse ment
How do you know if a
christian girl is psychologically stable?

You testament
A group of idiots following idiots...

An accompaniment
I sabi sey I dey mad 😂😂😂

Acknowledge ment
@crackheadXtra When she goes out to shout/sing...

Announce ment
When you interact with people withđŸ”± in their bio...

Engage ment
A blockhead...

Cement
Ment but from abroad...

Shipment
The very beginning of this thread...

Commence ment
For the fact that you're still reading this, even if you were sane at the start, you must have started to develop ment
Please follow the account. I actually tweet mad puns. Content = ment
You can follow @bowofolu.
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