PUNS THREAD (word play)

- This life isn't fair, that's why i came with a bleaching cream

- To create more storage space on my computer is not tedious, I don't just have the DRIVE to do it

- The introduction of BOREHOLES in the village is GROUNDBREAKING
#schoolsreopening

- To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the dirty stream, sorry Get WELL soon.

- Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.

- How Michael Faraday invented electricity is really SHOCKING!

- I don't know who threw the first punch leading to a fight in the Transporter 3. But something is telling me that Jason Start am.

- The workers in the textile factory are to be paid today and quit or remain patience and keep their job. Its now a DUE or DYE affair.

- I was working on the wire not knowing NEPA will ever bring back power today, I was terribly SHOCKED.

- I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead

- Getting anywhere your life is all about TIME, all you have to do is WATCH your steps.

- All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS

- Ever wonder what a receptionist at the sperm bank say to their clients on their way out?

Thanks for cuming

- A drunkard does two things, he either says what's true or falls

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