My little island, Mykonos, is now under EVEN STRICTER measures. Curfew 8pm-8am. No exit to exercise or walk a dog. No exemption to help elderly relative. Why? Because SOME ARSEHOLE PRIEST decided to do secret religious services for his “flock” and now we have a cluster of cases.
See how this works? It only takes one twat to make things worse for everyone.

A cluster of cases, on a small island community, with no hospital (and an evil weather front which means you may not be able to even extract seriously ill patients by helicopter), could be DEVASTATING.
People are cracking jokes and doing puns. I mean I get gallows’ humour, but maybe give it a couple of hours for my terror to subside.
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