Fancy a round of adverbial puns? I’ll start:

‘I love the top floor of houses’ she shouted fanatically......

‘Three grassy areas is surely enough’ she asked forlornly
‘I’m going to combine a washing powder with a fabric softener’ he claimed boldly
‘Let the crockery speak’ he cried seditiously
‘It’s hidden at the top of the church’ he called inspiringly
‘The kitten’s taken the pig’s eating place’ she cried catastrophically
Warning this pun is for adults only....‘I did enjoy the foreplay’ he whispered coquettishly
‘I loved spending time under canvas with my female sibling’ he declared insistently
‘The only way to escape is to climb down those tins’ he cried incandescently
‘Try the curried spinach’ he advised sagaciously
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