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@That_Scottish_g
i buy my guns from a guy named T-REX. he's a small arms dealer.
i buy my guns from a guy named T-REX. he's a small arms dealer.
@unkDimension
do dogs look at police dogs and be like oh no its the cops
do dogs look at police dogs and be like oh no its the cops
@asad_sohail22
the past, present and future walked into a bar. it was tense
the past, present and future walked into a bar. it was tense
@mxxrxj
be careful when you follow the masses. sometimes the m is silent.
be careful when you follow the masses. sometimes the m is silent.
@iknowaayat
the amount of people who confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me
the amount of people who confuse 'to' and 'too' is amazing two me
@Hunaizaaa
do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like an idiot
do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like an idiot
@dk_wh__
a car's weakest part is a nut holding the steering wheel
a car's weakest part is a nut holding the steering wheel
@Sarakasara17
frog parking only. others will be toad.
frog parking only. others will be toad.
@purplexy
everytime i try to eat something healthy, a chocolate looks at me and snickers
everytime i try to eat something healthy, a chocolate looks at me and snickers
@bubbanextdoor
these cashiers around here are always checking me out.
these cashiers around here are always checking me out.
@loifless
to the person who stole my anti-depressants, i hope you're happy
to the person who stole my anti-depressants, i hope you're happy
@itsanofam
optometrists live longer because they dilate.
optometrists live longer because they dilate.
@highonsamadbond
drink an alphabet soup, have a vowel movement.
drink an alphabet soup, have a vowel movement.
@simply_urooj_
i looked up opaque. the definition wasn't very clear.
i looked up opaque. the definition wasn't very clear.
@umairkdst
the only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
the only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
@Jehansikander
reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.
reading while sunbathing makes you well, red.
@Theskyiispink
i can tell if people are judgemental just by looking at them
i can tell if people are judgemental just by looking at them
@FeCl1112
Pollen: when flowers cant keep it in their plants
Pollen: when flowers cant keep it in their plants
@fahadyousuff
i ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first
i ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first
@mothsmoke99
what happens when you eat aluminium foil? you sheet metal.
what happens when you eat aluminium foil? you sheet metal.
@lostgrewia
this is my step ladder. i never knew my real ladder.
this is my step ladder. i never knew my real ladder.
@DuncinMcOkiner
my friend david had his ID stolen now he's just dav
my friend david had his ID stolen now he's just dav
