Someone please say something music related my writer has so many music puns
Wait I can do it myself! It's their forte, after all! 🥁
I'm sure some of my puns come arco-ross as pretty cheesy! 🥁 I just can't help it, nobody's got me beat! 🥁
I cymbal-y can't help it when I've gotten into the rhythm of it! 🥁🥁
It looks like at least some of them aren't falling flat! 🥁
I like to think some of my jokes are pretty sharp! 🥁
Sorry that I'm just not horn-y! 🥁
Alright, I think my jokes have reached their crescendo. 🥁
I'm glad I've drummed up a few fans! 🥁 I hope these jokes aren't causing anyone any treble! 🥁
Some of them are kinda bass-ic, though 🥁
Maybe I should give it a rest? 🥁
Or else I might just start repeating myself! 🥁
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