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Someone please say something music related my writer has so many music puns
Wait I can do it myself! It's their forte, after all! 
I'm sure some of my puns come arco-ross as pretty cheesy! I just can't help it, nobody's got me beat!
I just can't help it, nobody's got me beat!
I cymbal-y can't help it when I've gotten into the rhythm of it!
It looks like at least some of them aren't falling flat!
I like to think some of my jokes are pretty sharp!
Sorry that I'm just not horn-y!
Alright, I think my jokes have reached their crescendo.
I'm glad I've drummed up a few fans! I hope these jokes aren't causing anyone any treble!
I hope these jokes aren't causing anyone any treble!
Some of them are kinda bass-ic, though
Maybe I should give it a rest?
Or else I might just start repeating myself!
