Me: I love pastry
Person on Twitter: I see that you like pastry and that’s fine but also I wondered if you ever knew that pastry was responsible for a murder in 1977 when someone set a sausage roll on fire which caused a fatality so you’re basically condoning murder here’s a link

all of your replies are cracking me up during a really shitty and so far sleepless night because of my sick kid. Thank you. Twitter is a blast sometimes. (Pastry murders aside.)

So many hilarious replies, honestly, my cheeks are aching with all the extreme pastry opposing, opinions and puns! I’ve missed so many of you, my twitter keeps freezing, but thanks for being a part of the most ridiculous & unexpectedly funny twitter thread. Twitter ain’t so bad.