I'm not saying that self-isolation has been boring, but today I discovered that one of my rulers is off by an eighth of an inch.

I heard they weren't making rulers any longer, but I guess I was wrong.

I'm fine with baseball puns, but rulers are where I draw the line.

This quarantine has really not measured up to my expectations.

Don't lie, I know that when y'all talk about me, you say, "Oh Amber? It was so good to meter."

I know that during normal circumstances, this is a baseball-heavy account. But this ruler debacle has really given new meaning to the phrase "going yard."

I guess I'll just inch my way towards the exit now. Bye bye.

@RileysRakes and @JDunnah, I think I've spent too much time with you two.