I have a Muslim friend who prefers having his eggs Sunni side up.

Talked him into having vegan food and through Shia will and determination, he gave up eating eggs altogether.

This new lifestyle is really eating into the meat industry’s prophets.

Idea: Muslim-owned vegan fast food chain called MeccaDonald’s.

Allah wanna do is make bad puns.

Hussein you need to take them seriously?

Think I’ll stay just home and drink Muharram n’ coke.

Alcohol is bad for you but I can’t really afford therapy for all my Baghdadi issues.

So all I can do is Quran away from my problems.

Man this thread Islam dunk.