Acknowledgements: The author wishes to thank the defective leaking pneumatic in his office chair stem for keeping him grounded during these chaotic times.

Not a very uplifting situation, to be quite honest. :(

But it's giving me something to sink about, so at leaks there's that.

To @jomcinerney @yhgrad and @NoahHaber, I'm sorry about these puns. We'll hit rock bottom sooner or nadir. I need to get some pneumaterial.