The Midnight Society, Discover and Read the Best of Twitter Threads by @midnight_pals

The Midnight Society

[at unicorn fuck club]JRR Tolkien: hey George when are you going to finish that story about fire and ice?Tolkien: I think we’re all on the edge of our seats to

Aleister Crowley: hey SoniaCrowley: I was heading over to see victor & leahCrowley: [flexing] thought I’d stop by & show you what you’re missingCrowley: just a little thing coach calls

Slimyswampghost: hey guys guess whatSSG: I’m working on an FMV game about a bunch of girls in a haunted houseEd Lee: oh shit I love night trapSSG: well it’s not

Lord Byron: Mary Shelley! You old spitfire!Shelley: sup fuckerByron: ho ho ho remember that summer at Villa Diodati? Shelley: hell yeahByron: good times!Shelley: fuck yeah Byron: remember how percy wet

JK Rowling: Hello childrenRowling: i heard you ssssigned my letterKing: oh jk haha funny you should bring that upKing: um yeah so we kind of signedKing: a different letterRowling:Rowling: a

Franz Kafka: submitted for the approval of the midnight society i call this the tale of the labyrinthine bureaucracyKafka: never mind, it sucksKafka: all my stories suck, no one should

Poe: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the Masque of the Red DeathPoe: it's about these debauched elites who party as the peasants die of

William Johnstone: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the Tale of the Evil CatLovecraft: oh I don't like thisLovecraft: if there's one prejudice i can't

JK Rowling: Ssubmitted for the approval of Unicorn Club, I call thiss the Tale of the Hogwartss Chrisstmass FeasstKing: JK!Rowling: [narrowing eyes] steveJRR Tolkien: you know each other?King: yeah she

JRR Tolkien: everyone i want to welcome a special guest from the midnight society, stephen kingKing: hiTolkien: here's going to tell a story here at unicorn fuck club tonightKing: iKing

Dion Fortune: how often have you asked yourself how can I defend myself from psychic attack?Fortune: i present the psychic self defense kitFortune: patchouli pepper spray, 3rd eye flashlight, root

Jason Blair: alright today we’re playing Little FearsBlair: it’s the RPG where children dieBlair: NIGHTMARE EDITIONBlair: which you would think from the name would be the more edgy, hardcore editionBlair: