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Aleister Crowley: hey Sonia
Crowley: I was heading over to see victor & leah
Crowley: [flexing] thought I’d stop by & show you what you’re missing
Crowley: just a little thing coach calls “the complete package”
Crowley: a perfect blend of male & female
Crowley: GO WILDCATS!
Crowley: I was heading over to see victor & leah
Crowley: [flexing] thought I’d stop by & show you what you’re missing
Crowley: just a little thing coach calls “the complete package”
Crowley: a perfect blend of male & female
Crowley: GO WILDCATS!
Crowley: see check it out
Crowley: see this powerful growth of beard?
Crowley: super manly huh?
Sonia Greene: oh my!
Crowley: but also?
Crowley: [flexing] check out these guns
Crowley: as slight and graceful as a girl’s!
Greene: oh my!
Crowley: see this powerful growth of beard?
Crowley: super manly huh?
Sonia Greene: oh my!
Crowley: but also?
Crowley: [flexing] check out these guns
Crowley: as slight and graceful as a girl’s!
Greene: oh my!
Crowley: HOWARD
Lovecraft: oh no!
Lovecraft: C-crowley!
Crowley: I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR SONIA
Crowley: is what my savage male passions demand
Crowley: lucky for you, they’re tempered by the gentleness of womanhood
Crowley: so you get to live for now, LOSERcraft
Lovecraft: oh no!
Lovecraft: C-crowley!
Crowley: I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS FOR SONIA
Crowley: is what my savage male passions demand
Crowley: lucky for you, they’re tempered by the gentleness of womanhood
Crowley: so you get to live for now, LOSERcraft
Crowley: just sayin my manly passion is united w a womanly conservatism
Crowley: By being both at once, I can formulate a view of existence that combines all in a single equation
Lovecraft:
Poe: so like
Poe: are you nonbinary then or
Poe: I mean that’s cool, I’m just asking
Crowley: By being both at once, I can formulate a view of existence that combines all in a single equation
Lovecraft:
Poe: so like
Poe: are you nonbinary then or
Poe: I mean that’s cool, I’m just asking
Crowley: see, in a past life, I was a consecrated prostitute in the sun temple at Agrigentum
Crowley: I was a slim girl w a long face, a Roman nose, rather full lips, very strong from constant exercise & wiry black hair which I sometimes dyed
Ed Lee: what were your tits like
Crowley: I was a slim girl w a long face, a Roman nose, rather full lips, very strong from constant exercise & wiry black hair which I sometimes dyed
Ed Lee: what were your tits like
Poe: JESUS, ED
Poe: now is not th-
Crowley: my tits were pretty small
Crowley: BUT
Crowley: my pussy was SUPER lean & muscular
Lee: nice
Lee: so I guess it’s kinda late to ask this now but like what are your pronouns
Crowley: he/him when I’m Crowley, she/her when I’m Alys Cusack
Poe: now is not th-
Crowley: my tits were pretty small
Crowley: BUT
Crowley: my pussy was SUPER lean & muscular
Lee: nice
Lee: so I guess it’s kinda late to ask this now but like what are your pronouns
Crowley: he/him when I’m Crowley, she/her when I’m Alys Cusack
Poe: oh boy JK is going to have an absolute fit
Barker: haha that’s gonna be hilarious
Poe: no it won’t
Barker: it’s all very well for you to have a laugh
Poe: I’m the one who’s got to calm her down
Poe: it’s tiring clive
Barker: just tell her to fuck off
Barker: its easy
Barker: haha that’s gonna be hilarious
Poe: no it won’t
Barker: it’s all very well for you to have a laugh
Poe: I’m the one who’s got to calm her down
Poe: it’s tiring clive
Barker: just tell her to fuck off
Barker: its easy
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: whatsss all this about
Barker: aleister is explaining his gender
Crowley: I got 2
Rowling: what the
Rowling: NO
Rowling: NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT
Crowley: No one tells the great beast what he can’t do!
Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILLLLLLT
Rowling: whatsss all this about
Barker: aleister is explaining his gender
Crowley: I got 2
Rowling: what the
Rowling: NO
Rowling: NO YOU CAN’T DO THAT
Crowley: No one tells the great beast what he can’t do!
Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILLLLLLT
