JK Rowling: Ssubmitted for the approval of Unicorn Club, I call thiss the Tale of the Hogwartss Chrisstmass Feasst
King: JK!
Rowling: [narrowing eyes] steve
JRR Tolkien: you know each other?
King: yeah she hangs out at the midnight society sometimes
Tolkien: ah
Tolkien: uh why?

Rowling: what do you mean why?
Tolkien: why are you hanging out with the horror club? you don't write horror
Rowling: HELP HELP I'M BEING DEPLATFORMED!
Tolkien: what
King: oh yeah she does this over at our campfire too
Rowling: THE INTERNET MOB IS AFTER ME

Rowling: why did you guyss invite ssteve
Tolkien: he wanted to share a fantasy story he wrote
Rowling: what the one about the dragon?
Rowling: that hardly qualifiess
George RR Martin: EXCUSE ME
Martin: IT. HAD. A. DRAGON.

Rowling: the hogwartss kidss gather for the chrissstmass feassst
Rowling: with lovely traditional British dishes asss Cheeky Pudding, Black Toad Under the Hearth, Nimmy Up the Wickershams, and Blob
JRR Tolkien: [wiping away a tear] reminds me of when i i was a boy

JRR Tolkien: can you talk more about the feast?
Martin: yes more about the feast
Martin: that's my favorite part
Tolkien: mine too!
Tolkien: speaking of, steve, why don't you break out the snacks?
King:
King: was i supposed to ring snacks?

Tolkien: no snacks? well this is just great
Tolkien: why even bother meeting
King: c'mon you didn't tell me
Rowling: that'ssss fine, i already ate
Brian Jacques: [muffled, from inside Rowling] i use a sardine can for a bed