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my opinion on the “female” topic: women casually saying female when describing certain things = “I’ve been overthinking lately.. the female mind is always in overdrive!!”I can dig that.. no

transparency tweet(s): I’ve been losing weight/changing my lifestyle and because of that, I have developed a true sense of body dysmorphia where I haven’t felt at all comfortable with my

Y’all want know sumn crazy? so I decided to join this nutritional meal plan thingy, right? mainly because of the healthy recipes they provide... I was looking to expand my

CHIPS ‘N’ DIP: My First (& Last) Blind Date *a thread* Alright... just when I thought I shared all my wild dating stories... BOOM.. another one. I saw a tweet

waiting for Chrissy teigen to address the p*dophilic comment about toddlers and tiaras... she deleted the tweet now that attention got drawn but I’m still uncomfortable I... didn’t know

reasons why you should keep someone’s number saved & keep them around (Even after y’all talk and find out you want different things) *a thread* end of thread. thanks for

Fuck it. I’ll start the homeless nigga thread now. HOUSE CLOUT: Dating a Secretly Homeless Man *a thread* Y’all will come to find out I like to give context.

Now that I’m thinking about it... I have a lot of embarrassing sex moments. LMFAO. a thread First off sex isn’t always perfect like in the movies lmaooo sometimes shit

SUMN’S UP WIT KENNY: a theory I drew up in my mindLMFAOO *a thread* Ok y’all.. I already said this thread was gon be dumb. But maybe it can lighten

good afternoon. I’d like to say that it is 100% okay to unplug for a little while. The news topics as of late... all of them... have been very heavy...

Y’all are not going to believe this..... LMAO. Y’all remember my s*gar d*ddy thread? The one where the wife I knew nothing about met me at the hotel?

.....BAMBOOZLED: Catching a S*gar D*ddy Catfish *a thread* Let me say a couple things before I begin: 1. I am, in fact, an experienced SB. 2. There may not be