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SUMN’S UP WIT KENNY: a theory I drew up in my mind
LMFAOO
*a thread*
LMFAOO
*a thread*
Ok y’all..
I already said this thread was gon be dumb.
But maybe it can lighten things a bit... this is a wildtheory I have deadass came up with,
I have written it out
I had a hypothesis and designated to my own conclusion of which I will share at the end of this thread.
I already said this thread was gon be dumb.
But maybe it can lighten things a bit... this is a wildtheory I have deadass came up with,
I have written it out
I had a hypothesis and designated to my own conclusion of which I will share at the end of this thread.
However, I would like to take you all down the road of how I came to this conclusion.
LMFAOOO
Oh, I should clarify—
LMFAOOO
Oh, I should clarify—
This is a thread about my cat.
Ok. Try to keep up with all these details, ok?
Because I want to know if y’all agree with my conclusion about him lol
Now let’s set the scene—
Because I want to know if y’all agree with my conclusion about him lol
Now let’s set the scene—
It’s a Tuesday evening in quarantine.
Z and I just finished eating dinner, and we were easing into that casual free time space before bed.
I was washing dishes... she was playing in the living room.
My neighbors are throwing another Rona BBQ, kids are playing outside.
Z and I just finished eating dinner, and we were easing into that casual free time space before bed.
I was washing dishes... she was playing in the living room.
My neighbors are throwing another Rona BBQ, kids are playing outside.
I can see my daughter desperately wants to play w the kids...
But I couldn’t let her for her own safety. Smh
That immediately gave me a brain blast
But I couldn’t let her for her own safety. Smh
That immediately gave me a brain blast
I was gonna get my baby a pet
Now.. this is where it gets tricky.
My apartment is strict no pet lol
And management is unprofessional but quick to do u dirty, so I ain’t want no smoke!!!
But fuck it... it’s a pandemic.
My apartment is strict no pet lol
And management is unprofessional but quick to do u dirty, so I ain’t want no smoke!!!
But fuck it... it’s a pandemic.
Boom. It’s now Wednesday morning.
I just loaded Z into the car after my morning jog at a park... I look into nearby pet shelters and adoption places
My dumbass didn’t consider that they’d all be CLOSED because of COVID!!!!!!
I just loaded Z into the car after my morning jog at a park... I look into nearby pet shelters and adoption places
My dumbass didn’t consider that they’d all be CLOSED because of COVID!!!!!!
I put my research hat on and DUG for a place. Likeeee bro
The places that were open needed a copy of ya lease saying pets are allowed... I’m like
The places that were open needed a copy of ya lease saying pets are allowed... I’m like
After calling like 7 places, leaving hella voicemails, sending tons of emails, I found a place about 25 minutes out.
A cat lounge
Like... it was like a mini cafe but there was a giant ass room in the back filled with cats
Lol
A cat lounge
Like... it was like a mini cafe but there was a giant ass room in the back filled with cats
Lol
And people at the events hosted there of people in the cafe could go to the cat room and play with the cats
They have like.. game nights and speed dating and stuff... just with the addition of kitty play time
They have like.. game nights and speed dating and stuff... just with the addition of kitty play time
I... love animals and have cared for many, many pets, majority of them being cats....
The idea of a cat cafe doesn’t.. interest me really
BUT
I saw they also let people adopt the cats.
Jackpot.
The idea of a cat cafe doesn’t.. interest me really
BUT
I saw they also let people adopt the cats.
Jackpot.
