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Now that I’m thinking about it... I have a lot of embarrassing sex moments. LMFAO.
a thread
a thread
First off sex isn’t always perfect like in the movies lmaooo sometimes shit happens and we have to laugh it off and keep it thrusting LMFAOOOO
One time ol dude and I were getting it IN and we were about to transition to another part of the room
this skinny ass mf tried picking my BBW was up... and we both toppled over LMFAOOOO
this skinny ass mf tried picking my BBW was up... and we both toppled over LMFAOOOO
One time I was on a date and the meal fucked my stomach up, so I couldn’t end the night with him.
I was rushing him to leave from my doorway cuz I had to shit but he was lingering, being romantic.
He made me giggle and w/the giggle came w big ass fart.
Us:
I was rushing him to leave from my doorway cuz I had to shit but he was lingering, being romantic.
He made me giggle and w/the giggle came w big ass fart.
Us:
One time this girl was using a toy on me and righttttt on the brink of me about to c um the toy died
We were like
She decided to continue manually but it was so trash I had to fake an orgasm, charge my toy and finish when she left. Lol.
We were like
She decided to continue manually but it was so trash I had to fake an orgasm, charge my toy and finish when she left. Lol.
When I got caught having car sex in Kentucky LMFAOOO (it’s a thread)
That cop was staring right at us. I never felt so violated in my LIFEEEEEEE
That cop was staring right at us. I never felt so violated in my LIFEEEEEEE
One time my ex & I were at a party. Drunk. Having a good time.
I had on a skirt and on some reckless shit, we squatted behind the couch so I could get fingered but we got caught by like 7 people and everyone was screamingggg
So embarrassing omfg.
I had on a skirt and on some reckless shit, we squatted behind the couch so I could get fingered but we got caught by like 7 people and everyone was screamingggg
So embarrassing omfg.
One time I was over this dude’s house I was dating and told him i was waiting to ride him and so he dramatically jumped into his bed...
...& it broke, bitch. Dropped to the FLOOR.
Not really an embarassing moment for ME but the secondhand embarrassment was REAL
...& it broke, bitch. Dropped to the FLOOR.
Not really an embarassing moment for ME but the secondhand embarrassment was REAL
My ex and I were at a carnival or something.
Went home, started prepping for sex, and he found a single kernel of popcorn lodged in between my asscheeks.
How? Idk. I WAS tearing that popcorn up, tho.
Went home, started prepping for sex, and he found a single kernel of popcorn lodged in between my asscheeks.
How? Idk. I WAS tearing that popcorn up, tho.
One time I was having getting backshots while leaning against the window
& I pleasurably grasped the curtains
The entire curtain rod fell down and hit us both in our head
& I pleasurably grasped the curtains
The entire curtain rod fell down and hit us both in our head
The first time a dude ever bent my legs back so my knees were on my shoulder,
It caught me off guard like I was damn near suffocating
And I started choking bitch. HARDCORE choking
& threw up on the floor
It caught me off guard like I was damn near suffocating
And I started choking bitch. HARDCORE choking
& threw up on the floor
Omg my ex and I were having shower sex&we washed eachothers bodies
we were soapy.
We were making out when all of a sudden my foot left from under me and I was sliding around in the tub.
I couldn’t even get my balance to get up cuz it was slippery.
I sprained my wrist.
we were soapy.
We were making out when all of a sudden my foot left from under me and I was sliding around in the tub.
I couldn’t even get my balance to get up cuz it was slippery.
I sprained my wrist.
My ex and I were having public sex in a secluded area of the park and I was bent over in doggy
A fucking beetle or something crawled onto my arm I yanked him out of me and backed into him cuz I was scared
he was cum ming at the time I yanked away and it got in my hair /:
A fucking beetle or something crawled onto my arm I yanked him out of me and backed into him cuz I was scared
he was cum ming at the time I yanked away and it got in my hair /:
Omfgggg bro the first time I had hotel balcony sex... it was great.
We were back in the room— got a phone call on the hotel phone. It was the front desk.
They said “we’re glad you had a good time, but some other guests saw you and reported you. Next time you’ll have to leave”
We were back in the room— got a phone call on the hotel phone. It was the front desk.
They said “we’re glad you had a good time, but some other guests saw you and reported you. Next time you’ll have to leave”
The first accident I ever got in was because I was getting fingered while driving LMAOOO.
If you must know, you put your left foot/leg on the dashboard LMAO.
Just being dumb. I ain’t even have insurance. Don’t do it, guys.
If you must know, you put your left foot/leg on the dashboard LMAO.
Just being dumb. I ain’t even have insurance. Don’t do it, guys.
I hooked up with this 1 guy who had one of his testes surgically removed (he only had 1 ball) and I was playing w his dick and only felt one ball
I yanked my hand out and impulsively said “where’s your other ball??” (We were drunk)
It made him cry and he ran out the room
I yanked my hand out and impulsively said “where’s your other ball??” (We were drunk)
It made him cry and he ran out the room
I’m so mad this thread is so long LMAO
one time I did fart during backshots but it was just gas (no smell)
I looked back cuz I was embarrassed but he opened his eyes & said “that pussy talking back to me ain’t it”
I said “yes daddy” & turned back around LMFAOOO
one time I did fart during backshots but it was just gas (no smell)
I looked back cuz I was embarrassed but he opened his eyes & said “that pussy talking back to me ain’t it”
I said “yes daddy” & turned back around LMFAOOO
OMFGGG BRO 1time I was dating this dude..we were finally getting intimate
It was foreplay so I went to kiss on his neck. he had a mole on his neck the size of a quarter w hellaaaaa hair coming out
I have a weak stomach so I gagged but actual vomit came up... onto his neck.
It was foreplay so I went to kiss on his neck. he had a mole on his neck the size of a quarter w hellaaaaa hair coming out
I have a weak stomach so I gagged but actual vomit came up... onto his neck.
That’s all I can think of rn
Lorddddddddd have mercyyyyy
FIN
Lorddddddddd have mercyyyyy
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