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.... I just know you fucking lying. (Sorry for the delay I was texting back because.... ) I was tryna wait till I got another response to post but I

I don’t feel like doing a hardcore thread but bro. after ol dude (I forgot what I named him) fought his boss at that club on 420, That nigga came

Hey!Let’s have a little chat about vagina (: a thread This is a hot topic rn & everyone knows I’m #TeamVagina LOL. So... consider this quick thread about the vagina

sigh I really enjoyed this year’s quarantine 420 lol because last year’s 420?!?! Chileeeeeee *a thread* Ok, context LMFAO. I can’t recall what my objective was for my dating life

Hi......... I’d really like to take some time & address those of you who have a negative perception of me because of how I talk or respond. a thread. I

Lol. Wanna hear a crazy story? *a thread* I used to date this guy, right?Met him my freshman year of college—he lived back in my hometown & shot his shot

MAMA’S PLAYA DIARIES:Ride Wit My Side*a thread* Ok, ok. A little backstory... for context. Remember AJ, BJ, & CJ? This happened AFTER that. CJ & I became ...basically exclusive after

Ok... random, spur-of-the-moment story..Here I am, in my living room, attempting to get some writing done, and I hear a knock on the door. I’m freaked out because there’s absolutely

SEX TIPS: a thread by urs truly............. here to help each time feel like ur best time — https://twitter.com/afrohontas/status/1160747264069029888?s=21

One time I was on a date and the meal fucked my stomach up, so I couldn’t end the night with him. I was rushing him to leave from my

After that Jessica Alba Savage tiktok, I paid to rent the movie Honey and studied it for research purposes............... I really actually took notes. LolI have a very formulated opinion.

Mama Z’s Flick Picks *a thread* #StayHomeSaveLives Before you read on, this will be a continuous thread lol. I’ll add as I see fit. Lol we can have a little