Y’all are not going to believe this..... LMAO. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium dark skin tone)">

Y’all remember my s*gar d*ddy thread?

The one where the wife I knew nothing about met me at the hotel? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

speak of the devil bro https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

these are strange times

But wait... there’s more https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

this MARRIED man is in his feelings... Lordddddddd https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Lol.

But I’m about to introduce a plot twist real quick... which is why I “lol ok”-ed his ass.

Y’all ready?

Guess whose number I asked for as we ate burgers and fries at the hotel bar?

JIC.. just in case.
Lol. this is DEFINITELY that case.

Now while I wait for a reply..

...the fact she has an iPhone and he’s texting me from an Android makes me 100% sure he’s on a burner phone for secrecy.

I bet they are 100% NOT separated and this nigga is lying AGAIN.

watch.

I’m calling it now, ok? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

And if I’m right (which I have a strongggggg feeling I am) I’m blocking the hell out this man. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

it’s going down.... basement https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Meanwhile..

chileeeeeee

there absolutely is something wrong.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> oh boy.

the moment of truth is right on our fingertips y’all!!!!!!

meanwhile: the sequel

LMAO sigh

Don’t have much time cuz you gotta get home to yo wife? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">

ONE MEME REACTION WAS NOT ENOUGH.

READ THIS SHIT BROOOO WHAT I SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I need to tweet more meme reactions

Vow renewal???
Surrogacy,??????

let me wield my power real quick.

didn’t I tell y’all? DIDNT I TELL YALL??!

this is getting messier and messier.

Ima tell her. I feel bad and I don’t see another option.

Talking about surrogacy with a loser ass man.

Listen...

Got this man SCRAMBLED, no eggs!!!

I had an idea. LMFAOOO

& of course y’all know.. Ima tell her regardless

disappointed but not surprised.

y’all already know who line I’m about to be on... brb smh!!!!!!

My thing is.... the Nigga been “getting a snack” for quite some time.

Come on now, sis. Something has got to be ringing in her head by now. /:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> chile

He ain’t reply.. I think he went upstairs. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Pending response from the soon-to-be(hopefully)-ex-wife

Lord!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO AYE, THIS NIGGA MAD AS HELL!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I sent the meme to him like the juvenile bitch I am sksksksksks

wifey is still silent!!!

what the fuck is going onnnnnnn

I thought I was the woman for him! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> see how Niggas be lying??? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> lord!!!

If I was her.. I would kill him.. drain the bank accounts... shave my head and move to Canada or some shit

I don’t see another way at this point

Idk if I wanna text her againhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I think I’ve done my part... I do, however, want a response after those screenshots LMAO.

Fuck!

I really wish he would have sent that 5K tho. Ugh

what if wifey never responds https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I know their house is in SHAMBLES rn and I lowkey feel bad omg

I’m being genuine but I’m also trying to see if a murder took place tonight because I still ain’t heard a peep from anyone!!!

.......I just got a text back from wifey......... bro..

.... I just know you fucking lying.

(Sorry for the delay I was texting back because.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">)

I was tryna wait till I got another response to post but I haven’t heard back. Excuse my typos/grammar

I just know you fucking lying!!!!!!

I. Just. Know. You. Fucking. Lying.

Ijustknowyoufuckinglying!

That nigga went upstairs and manipulated this hoe to the high heavens.

LOOK WHAT MONEY MAKE A BITCH DO!!!!

Bro. I ain’t expect this. I ain’t got shit to say fr.

MONEY.. STATUS... HISTORY... doesn’t mean SHIT if it’s connected to a partner that doesn’t respect you!

To get respect you gotta respect yourself and you respect yourself by not allowing yourself to be treated less than!

Even tho I’m fuming and would luv to beat BOTH of their asses.. I can’t help but to feel so sorry for her.

A lot of women let men walk all over then and turn constant blind eyes to sht Bc they don’t think it’s better out there.

It’s better out there, & u deserve it smh!!

If you don’t know the backstory to him... this is the thread.

I really don’t have shit to say rn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

http://mamaztheguru.com"> http://mamaztheguru.com  while ur here I guess
https://twitter.com/mamaztheguru/status/1216860867096121347?s=21">https://twitter.com/mamaztheg... https://twitter.com/mamaztheguru/status/1216860867096121347">https://twitter.com/mamaztheg...

This is a real life indirect response to this thread rn

Are we already in the parallel universe? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

Niggas really going out sad. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> AGAIN!!

This man is a menace to society

aaaaand bitches going out sad.... AGAIN LMFAO. I can’t make this shit up this case is officially CLOSED. https://twitter.com/mamaztheguru/status/1263818681659916289?s=21">https://twitter.com/mamaztheg... https://twitter.com/mamaztheguru/status/1263818681659916289">https://twitter.com/mamaztheg...