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literal wank threadthere's more ways to stimulate a clit/t-dick than just rubbing it directly tbh, depending on what your vulva is like, how big it is etcsee the shape of

ghost who's been working really really hard on his poltergeist powers because the new people living in his house keep forgetting the water their plants and it's driving him wild

among other reasons I would like schools and particularly humanities to be better funded, I am very tired of seeing children say "this character is queer coded" when what they

imo shame isn't a valuable or helpful emotion for us to focus on because all it does is focus on guilt/feeling bad, but not on specific people harmedmany people use

make no mistake, my "business model" is based in accessibility for a reason.- my tweetfics are free to share, read, respond to. tip jar is optional. - my serials are

I've literally never owned a binder, just saying, and never willi say this from a position of thin privilege in terms of being able of disguise shapebut like, even when

i always get people salty when I'm "disrespecting" industry titans or making fun of classic pricks like hemingway but consider this:i do everything I do better than they did and

thinking about a prince who's like. the only son to a small kingdom, who can't leave, can't really travel, because his father is just terrified he'll be injured or lost

i just think house and Wilson should fuck and that- Wilson should top- House should think Wilson throwing him around is great and keep commenting sarcastically about what a big

obsessed with the villain's spoilt boyfriend who never actually does anything ~evil~ himself and is mostly just... cooed over and spoilt and praised and loved on by the villainand the

gays what are your favourite movies that aren't technically and/or openly gay but are big gay and/or big trans?(no soldiers please and please no slashers/torture porn) for example, I love

i think very regularly about how so much of bertie's life is genuinely loving his friends and feeling a huge amount of loyalty to both his friends and his family