i always get people salty when I& #39;m "disrespecting" industry titans or making fun of classic pricks like hemingway but consider this:

i do everything I do better than they did and I don& #39;t even need to force my wife to type it up for me

me: pussy wet, dick enormous, writes a million words per year with hot trans dude

you, dickless, pussy dry af, writes 600 words in an evening that you needed 4 bumps of coke to get out, needs your wife to type everything up for you bc you& #39;re too scared to learn to type

*sobbing* "but i Don& #39;t have time to learn to use a typewriter! I& #39;m an Artiste! if I learn to type, where will I find the time to neglect my children and abuse my wife for not doing the typewriter portion of my job fast enough?"

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