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i always get people salty when I'm "disrespecting" industry titans or making fun of classic pricks like hemingway but consider this:
i do everything I do better than they did and I don't even need to force my wife to type it up for me
i do everything I do better than they did and I don't even need to force my wife to type it up for me
me: pussy wet, dick enormous, writes a million words per year with hot trans dude
you, dickless, pussy dry af, writes 600 words in an evening that you needed 4 bumps of coke to get out, needs your wife to type everything up for you bc you're too scared to learn to type
you, dickless, pussy dry af, writes 600 words in an evening that you needed 4 bumps of coke to get out, needs your wife to type everything up for you bc you're too scared to learn to type
*sobbing* "but i Don't have time to learn to use a typewriter! I'm an Artiste! if I learn to type, where will I find the time to neglect my children and abuse my wife for not doing the typewriter portion of my job fast enough?"
