ghost who's been working really really hard on his poltergeist powers because the new people living in his house keep forgetting the water their plants and it's driving him wild
ghost who was once a valet in the house that's now been converted into flats and now keeps fixing people's clothes and helping them dress whilst being invisible but for a few elderly residents it's been really great

occasionally he lusts over hot dudes
ghost that has a fierce and territorial rivalry with the house's cat
ghost that only appears one night a year and it happens to be the year the new family usually go out for a family dinner for one of their birthdays but then it's a pandemic so they stay home and both the ghost and family freak out at the sight of each other
ghost of a werewolf and ghost of a vampire who became ghosts while trying to kill each other but now they're stuck together until one of them Wins but it's hard to kill your rival when you're both already dead
ghost who's terrified of ouija boards bc he thinks they're haunted
ghost who takes personal offence to every electronic introduced to his house and keeps sabotaging everything until he discovers the tamagotchi
ghost who plays fetch with the dog and the family are like okay so we're haunted but it makes buster so happy
highly mobile ghost who has been running an ongoing con with a real estate agent to scare people out of the viewing whenever other real estate agents show it to them
ghost of a vampire pre-turning who's cohabiting in the flat where the vampire now lives

It's a really weird relationship
ghost who keeps screaming at new families to get the fuck out of her house and poltergeisting everything up bc she hates their interior design choices
ghost real in love with the woman who murdered her who still lives in her house but she keeps making up outlandish reasons the woman can't really have killed her even though she literally STABBED you, Florence, you watched her bury your body
ghost that can use a computer and keeps whispering in people's ears to invest in b*tcoin and the fucking hate him but don't know how to change their wifi password
ghost utterly mystified by minor things like trouser clips and fridge magnets but says that the motorcar is a fad that's soon to blow over
ghost who used to be a weatherman and every day the family ask his forecast and every day he's so so wrong
ghost that keeps up making more and more implausible tales about what life used to be like and what happened on the property when she was alive to the extremely gullible new teenager living in the house

her parents are furious
ghost that's extremely into the banjo and never learned while alive but is determined to learn now and everyone keeps begging him to stop practising
ghost that's scared of the dark but accidentally blows all the candles out and blows out the light bulbs whenever they appear
it's Undead Day for the #MonstrousMayChallenge 😘 any of these ideas is free to a good home if you want to write/draw/create with ten! https://twitter.com/JohannesTEvans/status/1388221192180486145?s=19
ghost still of the impression the the novel is a modern new fad that encourages lewdness and impropriety

the house they died in is now owned by a WFH romance ghostwriter
medieval ghost utterly enchanted by the new tenant's let's plays of vintage videogames

the streamer's subscribers are all CONVINCED of the haunting but the streamer doesn't believe it
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