obsessed with the villain's spoilt boyfriend who never actually does anything ~evil~ himself and is mostly just... cooed over and spoilt and praised and loved on by the villain

and the villain will absolutely just. kill everyone who makes him FROWN, let alone hurt him

and on the one hand there's this idea of the boyfriend as the villain's weakness bc he's obviously besotted with him - and everyone wants to believe the villain is being manipulated bc the boyfriend is younger etc but the boyfriend does seem. equally obsessed with him

and I'm obsessed w like. how it appears that the villain, whatever it is he does, whether he's a mob boss or a supervillain or whatever, keeps the truth of his position out of the boyfriend's awareness, bc the boyfriend is a good person and would leave

you know, the villain kills and tortures people etc - the boyfriend probably pets stranger's dogs and cries if someone kills a moth in front of him

so obsessed with law enforcement or the villain's enemies like. targeting the the boyfriend to be a mole for the villain

and to inform on him bc don't you feel betrayed by him being a villain? don't you want to help all the people he kills?

and the boyfriend who in this meeting sobs his heart out and says how horrible it is and how he feels so betrayed

and then goes into the villain's office, calmly wipes his tears off, and says "you know, some cops UPSET me today by asking me to spy on you :("

and the villain who. was also under the impression that his (well loved!) airhead of a boyfriend had no idea what he did for a living

and goes "... oh? really?"

and the boyfriend literally just pouting like "yeah. :( make it better?"

and the villain like. jesus christ this is so hot yes I'll kill them all

and boyfriend just. beaming like an angel and sitting in his lap

I'm literally thinking of the boyfriend as having the same vibe as brian jordan alvarez in the Gay Age Gap sketches

not the relationship! but just. that's how he talks and holds himself