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If any good comes of this, please let it be automatic doors in public bathrooms.
I've always wanted those handicap buttons on walls to be on floors in public bathrooms
And now that you've decided to remodel your restaurant's bathroom, how about some grates under the feet at urinals.
Standing in a puddle of strangers piss isn't helping my appetite.
Standing in a puddle of strangers piss isn't helping my appetite.
Also, as public policy, if we find gum or chew etc in a urinal, CSI is called.
If a DNA match is found, they get the death penalty.
Zero tolerance
If a DNA match is found, they get the death penalty.
Zero tolerance
Another thing that I have been advocating for years is no more shared bathrooms and no more stalls. It's one at a time only.
And we no longer separate by gender, but by ones and twos.
And we no longer separate by gender, but by ones and twos.
Additionally, there will be a third bathroom that is for everything else. Puking, drugs, etc.
It's good to see people drop their partisanship and come together over such an important topic.
I've been a lifelong advocate of better bathrooms and we have such a long ways to go
Please feel free to keep sending all bathroom related questions and ideas
BE THE CHANGE
I've been a lifelong advocate of better bathrooms and we have such a long ways to go
Please feel free to keep sending all bathroom related questions and ideas
BE THE CHANGE
As we are out of toilet paper, this is the perfect time to start over!
All new paper must meet rigorously tested standards.
Is it good enough to blow my nose?
If not, why am I wiping my delicate anus day after day with it?
All new paper must meet rigorously tested standards.
Is it good enough to blow my nose?
If not, why am I wiping my delicate anus day after day with it?
The finest facial tissue should be the lowest passable quality of all new toilet paper.
If you don't like me sounding like a bathroom dictator,
stop calling it a throne
If you don't like me sounding like a bathroom dictator,
stop calling it a throne
