The moment I realised Dave Taylor might not be a true rugby league professional was when I saw him cruising through Burleigh Woolworths with a trolley containing approx 36 rolls of toilet paper wearing a t-shirt that said 'AHOY F*CKERS'
Oh man, that just reminded me he was going to play with Ashton Sims next year
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