#Toast

T. R. Okuna

XivTroy

No, I wouldn't encourage any man to court a woman who is above 25 years & still living with her parents. They have not had to contend with the responsibility

Samira Nadkarni

SamiraNadkarni

The toaster exploded??? Everyone is fine. My toast was only very briefly on fire. I'm pretty sure this toaster is older than I am, and yet my mother is here

Alexandra Erin

AlexandraErin

Reminder that if you don't use the tongue to make it, it's not French toast. Immediately muting this thread so I don't have to read any painfully unfunny "If it

marcus

sanasrem

thread of whenever i eat toast and butter: got toast and butter a little underdone but we good got new bread chile

Pugsandco

pugsandco

I'm gonna go ahead and claim this title because quite honestly I don't think it's a thing...until now. So here goes.I make the best tuna salad sandwich in the world!Thus,

Chef's Table

ChefsTableCH1

Art to beans on toast threadYou have to reduce the beans so there not runny but not all smashed up and stuck to the bottom of the pan. This all

Bryan

blxtzx

Listen, I wanna talk about this whole corpse, Rae, and sykkuno stream on Jimmy Fallon. I wanna start off by saying I have nothing against Rae, in fact I love

Owen Zidar

omzidar

(1/n) This is pretty speculative, but I did the following exercise to see what happens if the polls are ~5 percentage points too high for Biden (which is how much

Lilo the Autistic Queer

A_Silent_Child

Executive Dysfunction looks like:I sit down to do my homework. I decide I need water first. I go get water. While I'm drinking water I realize I haven't had breakfast.

self care threads 🍇

dayantify

healthy breakfast ideas avocado toast recipe :1. cut avocado in half and remove the seed 2. toast bread however you'd like 3. use a spoon to scoop avocado flesh,

emmalane

emma__lane

now I turn to twitter to spill my brains whilst eating toast. buckle up!!I was downstairs, making said toast, when I thought of the complexity of myself. I wanted to

Julian Sanchez

normative

My favorite Hitchens story, apropos “cheap booze”: He was holding court at a Reason party shortly after Hunter Thompson’s suicide, which comes up in conversation, and I suggest a round

a one-man murdertwunk

adspexi

MDZS ships/characters as "Things I've Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading": a thread(the essay is M/F themed, many ships are not, please ignore awkward pronouns)

Stefan Vogt

8bit_era

ZX Spectrum 128k “Toast Rack” rescue! *thread*As some of you might remember, last week my beloved Spectrum +3 died. The latest Spectrum obviously came with the oldest Z80s they could

Scott Berkun

berkun

1. The product world has an odd relationship with "designing for humans". Often it's designing to sell rather than designing for actual use.Take this clever "have a look" feature -

Matt Chatham

chatham58

I heard the problem w/ the [extremely effective] ‘19 #Patriots D was lack of young talent. NE drafted a bunch in ‘20, now much of the capital from the last