#Toast

ken 🅴

SkrtOnKen

cupcakke’s most witty/disrespectful bars: a thread “he fainted as soon as I spoke,like wendy williams, heat stroke”“bitch, i got so many bars that azealia banks call me when she need

grab the pigeon and 𝑟𝑢𝑛

astahfrith

alright welcome to my livetweet of my first ever fanfic. we start with CHAPTER ONE: WHERE COULD YUGI BE yugi is MISSING he has been gone for FOUR HOURS. at

cass soaks her panties

wetknick3rs

Make me wear a diaper and nothing else while we’re hanging out. I need it, you tell me. Until I can prove to you I’m ready to wear big girl

Tom Holland

holland_tom

A very happy 2,773rd birthday to Rome - & best wishes to all in the Eternal City in these troubled times. The thing about living in Rome, though - you

Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat

harrisonjbrock

Here’s a thread of iconic moments from Harry Hill’s TV Burp that absolutely kill me off: Whomoose When he slapped Sally Webster cause she wouldn’t stop singing Grease When he

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onlycersei

thread of people I would fight in a parking lot: the crown edition -the queen mother -prince philip (s1 and 2)-tommy lascelles -tony -THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTERS OH MY GODDDD

Ocean the Hermit

OceanKeltoi

I'm seeing a lot of "Get in fucking line and vote Biden" posts and I'm just like... eh. I'm gonna think some things through between now and November, but honestly,

Jenny Lelwica Buttaccio, OTR/L

JennyButtaccio

None of these things are my thing, but here ya go:Answer then tag 5:1. Toast or croissant? Neither2. Red or white wine? Neither3. Marmalade or jam? Neither4. Summer or winter?

Mark Avery

MarkAvery

I’m making a statement at 4pm.Did I say 4pm, I meant 5pm.What’s the time now? Crikey! But the rugby’s on. Half time! Now what am I talking about? Really? Are

selfcare🌱

threadxfull

♡STARBUCKS SECRET MENU ITEMS 2020♡ ~ Starbucks Pink Drink (Acai Refresher)~ The Apple Pie Frappuccino~ Banana Cream Pie Frappuccino~ Biscotti Frappuccino~ Butterbeer Frappuccino~ Birthday Cake Batter Frappuccino~ Candy Cane Frappuccino~

Quartet Mint - Making MTN Dew Smooth

Rattel_M_Bones

documentation of d&d character trying to eat blueberry waffle like toast while major conflict could strike at any second between the other members rolled a 19 for divine inspiration immediately

Adrianna Tan 陈丽珍

skinnylatte

Nice to see this familiar font and color. It’ll truly feel like home when I hear Singlish onboard. Airport security is still awful, even with minimal travelers. Traveling is.. stressful

YSL⁷ // drarry brainrot + fleur era

ysaintlorraine

just a random drarry drabble: a thread "Harry, you're staring again."Hermione's voice snapped him out of his thoughts. He wasn't even going to deny it. He was indeed watching

Senna’s First Cig 🚬 || Senna Renaissance 2020

Sennaswap

Kuvira parked their car, grabbed their bags, and headed for Korra’s apartment. Fall had just begun in Republic City, so as Kuvira approaches the door to Korra building, they tighten

semi ia | aleesha⁷ 🍊

happybtsvibes

ramadan 2021~a thread~ ramadan day 1:sehri- cereal iftari-pilau, chaat, vegi samosa, cake and tea. i managed to finally get an English Quran so i read some of that after

Kevin Delavega

kevindlv

this is kinda specific but 110N, exit 3rd St W and then immediately trying to turn right on Beaudry (Google Maps commonly suggests this route). You have to cross four