MDZS ships/characters as "Things I've Learned About Heterosexual Female Desire From Decades Of Reading": a thread
(the essay is M/F themed, many ships are not, please ignore awkward pronouns)
(the essay is M/F themed, many ships are not, please ignore awkward pronouns)
the source text is here, lmk if you have further suggestions https://the-toast.net/2015/04/14/things-ive-learned-about-heterosexual-female-desire-from-decades-of-reading