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me: im terrified of the vertical axistherapist: whyme: [screams] me: im terrified of random letterstherapist: you are?me: [screams]therapist: oh, i seeme: [screaming intensifies] me: im terrified of vowelstherapist: why?me: only
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Kelly Lynne D'Angelo โจ
kellylynnedang
Therapist: So, I want you to take me back to a distinct moment in your childhood...Me: There is a castle on a cloud.Therapist: Yes, exactl--Me: I like to go there
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james ๐
james_comics
me: im terrified of the vertical axistherapist: whyme: [screams] me: i'm terrified of yetistherapist: i seeme: yeah they're so fucking icy me: i'm terrified of Australiatherapist: let's dig a littleme:
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NateRuegger
Therapist: Try to focus on yourself, who *you* are.Me: ...Who am I?Therapist: Yes, exactl--Me: Can I conceal myself forever more? Pretend I'm not the man I was before?Therapist: No, not
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Adam Lane Smith
TheBrometheus
Therapist: What do we say to our loved ones as they get to know us better?Client: Youโre in the jungle, baby, youโre gonna die.Therapist: No. Therapist: What do we say
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adrenochrome connoisseur
draxlonsclounce
ive had therapists that sit there eating their lunch during our session n going โmmmm. mhm.โ n ive had a therapist that helped me work thru smthn that if neglected
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Syreeta Palackdharry
syreetalynnn
I havenโt shared much of this story publicly before, but now that I almost have a BA in Psychology and have years of good therapy under my belt, I think
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jeremy poxon
JeremyPoxon
This sounds like a Seinfeld sub-plot but: I legit broke up with my therapist just before covid because she put a golliwog on display in her office Plz tell me
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EnterprisingEngine93
EEngine93
I go to therapy to help deal with my stress. Iโm lucky to have found a practice I can afford that provides sessions over zoom. When I have a zoom
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Miss 1000k Coochie | Biz + Brand Development
ImTheReasonWhy
A lot of niggas really suffer from untreated mental illness. ADD, ADHD, APD, BPD, Depression, PTSD, CPTSD, And we left to suffer with their shit. Bitch if I got to
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Patrice Cobweb ๐ค๐ธ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ
whimsicallyours
My therapist: talk to me about how you reward yourself for your accomplishments? Me: reward? *stares blankly* why would I do that? Iโm not gonna celebrate for doing what Iโm
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Kate - ABOLISH MPD
mftkate
Today I officially handed in my resignation and will be stepping away from being a therapist due to financial reasons and burnout. I honestly donโt know how Iโve survived this
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Dr. Monifa M.D.
DrMonifaMD
Hey #therapist twitter. Let's talk about some of the things therapists should NOT do during a session. Patients aren't always necessarily aware that some of these things that some therapists
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Sofie Hagen
SofieHagen
You know when you can't remember an actor's name? And it's really annoying. You're thinking so hard your brain hurts. Then suddenly, you remember. And you scream, 'MICHAEL DOUGLAS!'' and
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Mick ๐ฆ
fuckyousluts_
Mental issues or not, Iโm not finna sit and let you inflict wounds on me repeatedly trying to understand why you doing what you doing and giving you slaps on
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Iona Italia, PhD
IonaItalia
My therapist is invaluable. I highly recommend everyone try it. Get tipsy before the first visit, if reluctant to talk. How is a therapist better than just talking to friends?
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