Therapist: So, I want you to take me back to a distinct moment in your childhood...

Me: There is a castle on a cloud.

Therapist: Yes, exactl--

Me: I like to go there in my sleep.

Therapist: No, not agai--

Me: AREN'T ANY FLOORS FOR ME TO SWEEEEP NOT IN MY CASTLE ON A CLOUDDDD https://twitter.com/NateRuegger/status/1197703074954956800

@NateRuegger I call this, "Yes and"

[next week]

Therapist: So, we need to talk about you using musicals as a coping mechanism.

Me: But your faith... It gives me strength.

Therapist: I'm so happy to hear th-

Me: Strength to believe...

Therapist: Ah, f*ck-

Me: WE'RE BREAKING FREE!!! WE'RE SOARIN! FLYYY-INNN!!

[week after]

Therapist: Let's try something new. I think sensory deprivation-

Me: I'm afraid of what I'm risking...

Therapist: It's okay to be afraid-

Me: If I follow you...

Therapist: Oh, God-

Me: INTO THE UNKNOWNNN!!! INTO THE UNKNOoOOWN! INTO THE UNKNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWN!