me: im terrified of the vertical axis

therapist: why

me: [screams]

me: i'm terrified of yetis

therapist: i see

me: yeah they're so fucking icy

me: i'm terrified of Australia

therapist: let's dig a little

me: [shaking] not too far

me: im terrified of owls

therapist: who

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of dogs

therapist: rough

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of avengers

doctor: strange

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of the time lord

doctor: who?

me: [screams]

me: i'm terrified of vowels

therapist: why?

me: only sometimes

me: i'm terrified of random letters

therapist: you are

me: [screams]

therapist: oh i see

me: [screaming intensifies]

me: I'm terrified of socialism

therapist: thanks for sharing

me: i would literally never share

If you made it this far you owe me a follow