me: im terrified of the vertical axis

therapist: why

me: [screams]
me: i& #39;m terrified of yetis

therapist: i see

me: yeah they& #39;re so fucking icy
me: i& #39;m terrified of Australia

therapist: let& #39;s dig a little

me: [shaking] not too far
me: im terrified of owls

therapist: who

me: [screams]
me: im terrified of dogs

therapist: rough

me: [screams]
me: im terrified of avengers

doctor: strange

me: [screams]
me: im terrified of the time lord

doctor: who?

me: [screams]
me: i& #39;m terrified of vowels

therapist: why?

me: only sometimes
me: i& #39;m terrified of random letters

therapist: you are

me: [screams]

therapist: oh i see

me: [screaming intensifies]
me: I& #39;m terrified of socialism

therapist: thanks for sharing

me: i would literally never share
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