me: im terrified of the vertical axis

therapist: why

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of random letters

therapist: you are?

me: [screams]

therapist: oh, i see

me: [screaming intensifies]

me: im terrified of vowels

therapist: why?

me: only sometimes

me: im terrified of math

therapist: what for?

me: no all the numbers

me: im terrified of socialism

therapist: thanks for sharing

me: i would literally never share

me: im terrified of dogs

therapist: rough

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of electricity

therapist: what?

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of owls

doctor: who?

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of timelords

doctor: who?

me: [screams]

me: im terrified of Australia

therapist: let's dig a little

me: not too far

me: im terrified of avengers

doctor: strange

me: [screams]