Therapist: Try to focus on yourself, who *you* are.

Me: ...Who am I?

Therapist: Yes, exactl--

Me: Can I conceal myself forever more? Pretend I'm not the man I was before?

Therapist: No, not agai--

Me: AND SO JAVERT, YOU SEE IT'S TRUE, THAT MAN BEARS NO MORE GUILT THAN YOUUU
[Next Week]
Therapist:

Me:

Therapist: You deflect problems through song.

Me: We see each other plain.

Therapist: Good. Awareness is the first step--

Me: M'sieur le Mayor, you'll wear a different chain!

Therapist: BELIEVE OF ME WHAT YOU WILL
Me: MEN LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE
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