#Puns

Anne ⚛︎ Schmidt

Trying to up my "online teaching game" by starting each online AP Chem class with a chemistry joke every day from now until the #APChemExam!#Laughter #Chemistry#KeepOnConnecting#KeepOnWI Helmenstine, Anne Marie, Ph.D.

I want to have a dad joke/pun thread. Feel free to add your best (or worst) one! What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?Ian English puns

Mad Over Marketing

We asked users to describe their mood using travel puns, and boy they did not disappoint. (1/2) We asked users to describe their mood using travel puns, and boy they

The mushroom puns will continue until morel improves No, *you* don’t need to tweet out the jokes you dreamt up

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Ok, I need thirst tweets for a golf playing Kylo Ren. Things with lots of golfing puns like, “Kylo Ren, my green is freshly mowed and waiting to be played.”

In my freshmen year, I got an introductory course to humanities (ilmu budaya). for our midterm, we were told to make a presentation about a cultural phenomenon. we settled on

Ok. Guy, let's compile the pan puns Thread? Leggo!When a pan goes down, what do you call that?Pangolo A pan solely made for milkPan de mic A small panPankere

Ok Twitter, I'd like to start a #pundemic -- I'll go first. I recently found out my partner's ex studies maps and I said "Ok Dora the Exploiter." I would

While the goats in Llandudno are getting all the publicity, how about a shout out for these deer who have colonised the empty streets of Harold Hill in east London?

Mei (semi-ia because of school)

Bad HypMic Puns*tragic transistor intensifies* How does Dice like his eggs? Scramble Gambled Why is Samatoki so rude?Because he has invisible manners Why are the Buster Bros so upset right

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jacques derridough continues to produce, though have run out of theory bread puns. (jean-gluten nancy?) gf continues to mock me on instagram, though I notice she eats EVERYTHING I make.

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calebsaysthings

shaking with fear at the facebook event invites we will receive when this thing is over. the puns in the title. the ironic detachment in the description. the hyper specific

sciencecomedian

Last week @neiltyson posted a bar joke with no punch line, and solicited help from his followers.I posted one of my own - and then he suggested I gather the

Teddie 🏳‍🌈

im eating ramen but it's like really hot guys my tongue is burning i cannot live like this the pain in unbearable you guys catch that it was unbearable like

Under the Salmon Act 1986 is an offence in England and Wales to handle a fish in suspicious circumstances....Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!I'll start....PC: 'Can you describe the suspect'Witness:

Tough market out there, this phone could get crushedhttps://twitter.com/verge/status/1249333889518141440 Betting there’s not a big following out there for velvet puns.