I want to have a dad joke/pun thread.

Feel free to add your best (or worst) one!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian
English puns make me feel numb.

But math puns make me feel number.
I fully expect to see at least one thing from @keith_has_puns on this thread
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