shaking with fear at the facebook event invites we will receive when this thing is over. the puns in the title. the ironic detachment in the description. the hyper specific instructions on how to enter their building. one of the hosts marking their attendance as "maybe."

"when you get to the front gate buzz our unit 14 times. walk around the side, climb up a fire escape. CALL MY CELLPHONE, please DO NOT knock on the window (my roommates cat has clinical anxiety). I will come and unlock the window. if you can answer my riddles three-"