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anybody not watching the debates is missing out joe biden just called donald trump “little bitch boy” it fucking rocked wait now they’re kissing lmao donald trump just say “joe

btw I just got a TV writing job and a small role in a movie. so if my covid test comes back negative in a few days I will (understandably)

my most prized possession? that would have to be the printed list of my own tweets that my former boss at The Finance Firm read aloud to me, with a

shaking with fear at the facebook event invites we will receive when this thing is over. the puns in the title. the ironic detachment in the description. the hyper specific

googling “what did ed sheeran do wrong” in an earnest attempt to understand why people act like he’s a war criminal I was jk when I said I wanted to

pov: you’re my coworker and I’m telling you the first part of an entire weekend I spent with our other coworker right when I was getting to the good part

goodnight lesbians ^ working title for a children’s book I’m writing btw imagine a children’s book where I walk around a mansion saying goodnight to dozens of lesbians. in my