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Last week @neiltyson posted a bar joke with no punch line, and solicited help from his followers.
I posted one of my own - and then he suggested I gather the best of them. And the worst of them.
Yes, #GoodJokes #BadJokes #DadJokes and #Puns abound in this threaded collection:
I posted one of my own - and then he suggested I gather the best of them. And the worst of them.
Yes, #GoodJokes #BadJokes #DadJokes and #Puns abound in this threaded collection:
It begins with @neiltyson's initial tweet: https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1319677915546660864?s=20
This was the first punch line I thought of: https://twitter.com/sciencecomedian/status/1319683041858621444?s=20
Now let's see some other punch lines.
These aren't ranked. There were over 2k replies. I'm sure I missed some good ones. Here we go...
This was one of the simplest replies: https://twitter.com/LogicOvrFeeling/status/1319678047205748737?s=20
These aren't ranked. There were over 2k replies. I'm sure I missed some good ones. Here we go...
This was one of the simplest replies: https://twitter.com/LogicOvrFeeling/status/1319678047205748737?s=20
And this one is an elaboration of the same concept, with extra commentary: https://twitter.com/ComedySchwartz/status/1319680810971205632?s=20
This tweet had only earned one other like besides mine but it's one of my favorite puns here: https://twitter.com/BaronBedesky/status/1319698335838707713?s=20
This was one of the most popular punch lines - and it's a good one! https://twitter.com/AirheadedAviatR/status/1319683504238714883?s=20
Of course we’ve heard Corona beer puns since the start of the pandemic. But this punch line perfectly fits the set up - and also plays on the word "serve." It's a double-pun! https://twitter.com/Jeepinozz/status/1319678635939385351?s=20
Here are two takes on a nice pun - one with visual aid: https://twitter.com/tazmeah/status/1319695237015654405?s=20
And this one adds a bit of nuance: https://twitter.com/MightyAtom138/status/1319681834100293632?s=20
This one has few likes but *I* like it! Good pun that no one else seemed to use... https://twitter.com/NoelSte77719996/status/1319692344497704965?s=20
One follower posted this one: https://twitter.com/robertmagstudio/status/1319680455583670272?s=20
... to which someone suggested the reverse, which might be better: https://twitter.com/mcstan_graphics/status/1319681979638550529?s=20
There were a few versions of this but I liked this one: https://twitter.com/gurvinder_kular/status/1319678874104508416?s=20
Some replies were not technically punch lines to the joke. But something like this: https://twitter.com/workingjubilee/status/1319680361467498497?s=20
Or this, which I like: https://twitter.com/thecosmicfugue/status/1319912086894424064?s=20
A few people came up with this BASIC pun: https://twitter.com/ikpurohit/status/1319701541830512640?s=20
Another version... https://twitter.com/JSplurky/status/1319683114696806400?s=20
And there were many versions of this... https://twitter.com/Anthony_Lovell1/status/1319691116065755138?s=20
Now let's wrap up with a couple really tortured puns. It's a long way to go to get to... https://twitter.com/thatjeffintx/status/1319681530529284097?s=20
And another tortured pun - but cute... https://twitter.com/ferglink/status/1319683278492880897?s=20
There may have been other versions of this painful pun - but this is one of the most popular replies of all... https://twitter.com/jlessuck/status/1319678181293654017?s=20
And that's all the time I have! Tip your waitstaff!
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I'm @sciencecomedian on Twitter, IG & YouTube:
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https://www.youtube.com/sciencecomedian/
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You've been great! Thank you, goodnight!
