Bad HypMic Puns

*tragic transistor intensifies*

How does Dice like his eggs?

Scramble Gambled

Why is Samatoki so rude?

Because he has invisible manners

Why are the Buster Bros so upset right now?

They’re being blinded with Reis of sunshine

Where does Mad Trigger Crew want to go for vacation?

Rio de Janeiro

What kind of car is Ichiro saving up for?

A Subaru

I really like Rio’s cooking. The way he cooks bees are 2DIE4

Rosho has another fear besides the stage. He told me that he finds nuts quite creepy

Doppo might just be Michael Jackson’s biggest fan, and he especially loves Black or White!

Rei finds oranges to be quite suggestive, or maybe even dirty

Samatoki spent most his life living in the gangsta’s paradise

Jyushi can’t type very well, as he always types in leetspeak

Hitoya will forever be stuck in purgatory, as he can’t decide between Heaven and Hell

Why does Ramuda sleep outside while sick?

He wanted to set up an Ill-Camp

Ramuda starred in his first movie!! What was it rated by the MPAA??

Easy, R!

Why are Jyuto and Rio hanging out without Samatoki?

They need private time

Why is Matenrou the most classy division?

They have Shinjuku Style

Hifumi told me that he wants a new design for his suit. He’s thinking...Zeebra stripes!!

MTC is pretty easy to piss off. Or maybe...Trigger Off

God, I think HypMic hated people who live in the Northern Hemisphere, calling them bastards and stuff

Who is Samatoki’s favorite character from Danganronpa?

Peko

Okay, I think I’m done with puns! I think I lose at least 50 braincells while making this thread