Under the Salmon Act 1986 is an offence in England and Wales to handle a fish in suspicious circumstances....

Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!

I& #39;ll start....

PC: & #39;Can you describe the suspect& #39;
Witness: & #39;I& #39;m sure I recognised him, but I just can& #39;t plaice where& #39;

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1986/62/section/32">https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/198...