Under the Salmon Act 1986 is an offence in England and Wales to handle a fish in suspicious circumstances....

Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!

I'll start....

PC: 'Can you describe the suspect'
Witness: 'I'm sure I recognised him, but I just can't plaice where'
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