Under the Salmon Act 1986 is an offence in England and Wales to handle a fish in suspicious circumstances....
Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!
I'll start....
PC: 'Can you describe the suspect'
Witness: 'I'm sure I recognised him, but I just can't plaice where'
Fish puns and explanations/ scenarios welcomed!!!
I'll start....
PC: 'Can you describe the suspect'
Witness: 'I'm sure I recognised him, but I just can't plaice where'