#Laughter

Daystar Aspect: Transfigured Twilight

idealvilli

The most badass black guy I ever knew, named Brian—I used to follow around & praise him as a genius.He was an outrageous personality, listened to techno b4 anyone else,

sara

goodcrowmens

oh my god pray for my fucking sanity https://twitter.com/catboygiyuu/status/1227463849223360514 jumin and zen are screaming at each other and then making out immediately after. yoosung’s talking my ear off about whatever

izzy 🍉

dunhirk

oh mygod now that we’re in topic of politics there’s this funny story that happen to me last year with f*x news so let’s get this str8 I was at

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tayzaab

ok dm me a message and I'll screen record it while reading it out loud PS: no inappropriate content will be entertained @Gainmeister ye le or aik laanat bhi @TalhaPotter

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jeonjiminiekook

#HappyWeMetJK #HAPPYJKDAY #HappyBirthdayJungkook #HappyBirthdayJungkook I just wanna dedicate this tweet to the sweetes, caring, loving, and humble man. I can’t express how much you changed my life and how I

mike pence's first wife, lilith

jon_snow_420

man: doctor i am depresseddr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter.

No Further Questions (BLM always)🏳️‍🌈

Aayin

My surgery is delayed, so I'm gonna tweet out the weird shit I'm hearing people say."Sir, we don't have muffins.""Then why the fuck am I paying taxes?!" RN: "I called

Littlesoberone

littlesoberone

Today is day 20. Yesterday I was maid of honour for my best friend. My first sober social engagement. I made it clear I wasn't drinking. I took alcohol free

Kimberly D. Manning, MD

gradydoctor

1/Reflections on #FathersDay One day as I was preparing to discharge this twenty-ish year-old gentleman from the hospital, he told me he was having a baby soon:Him: "You got

shinᴰ²

JNKIVE

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T. R. Okuna

XivTroy

What do you wake up to? Because I wake up to whistling trees. And a beautiful sunrise. I wake up to a blue sky: Omnipresent & majestic. I wake up

warm winter ❄

Ioverim

nylon: love is...an aura that announces its entrance even without a red carpet. this is the memory of the day I met Red Velvet’s irene and seulgi for this cover.

teri.zin, Fätté Mother Mousse 🇹🇹🌌

intelligentwat

I am fat.no, not voluptuous, not curvy, not simply plus-sized; i am fat. I'm the fat y'all don't want; tall with long legs, a short, round torso with a gut

jay was the imposter.

jxyceit

thread of the sides as tubbo quotes because why the fuck not Janus: BE CAREFUL. I'M A LAWYER. (Repeated at least twenty times.) Patton: *gasps* BEES? I LOVE BEES!! Logan(done

Joel. Back. New account. New handle. Sort it out.

Archies_Dad

Every time I think about Johnson, I remember when he appeared on ‘Late Show With David Letterman’.After about three minutes of Johnson blustering, Dave paused and said “have you ever

Born to be Commie ❣️

LunaOi_VN

People have been distorting me and my positions, acting in bad faith, and Westerners are trying to sew division between me and my comrades in Asia. Some say, "Luna, don't