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john: dune asked the question, how do you see what's in front of you when you're travelling faster than lightme: look behind you at a mirrorjohn: no here is where

man: doctor i am depresseddr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter.

I'm watching Columbo for the first time and i love it a killer: lieutenant columbo, you are a shambles. an upturned handbag of a mancolumbo: aw gee y'know you're right

okay i'm watching the new pope. it starts with a nun giving a pope in a coma a spnge bath and she wants to take a peek at the papal

Dracula is done, e say goodbye to our friends van helsing, the doctor, the cowboy, mina, the robot, and mrs miggins from the pie shop. and we say hello to

the Pope is cancelled and i am now the Pope. my name will be Pope Innocent and i will begin my duties tomorrow or whenever i can't find any pope

freeze frame on man running through bazaarJason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again jasmine: who's thereJason Statham aladdin: names aladdin, sweetheart. thass a big