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My surgery is delayed, so I'm gonna tweet out the weird shit I'm hearing people say.
"Sir, we don't have muffins."
"Then why the fuck am I paying taxes?!"
"Sir, we don't have muffins."
"Then why the fuck am I paying taxes?!"
RN: "I called you by your real name today."
Other RN: "Probably the nicest thing you've called me all week. Anyway, I'm going to go downstairs and get a piece of chicken."
Other RN: "Probably the nicest thing you've called me all week. Anyway, I'm going to go downstairs and get a piece of chicken."
RN: "Don't worry sir, we'll warm you up when we get to the ER."
PT: "You're handsome enough, I'm already warming up."
PT: "You're handsome enough, I'm already warming up."
*OR
"We can't read their mind! Namaste, namaste!"
Also want to note, I haven't been given drugs yet.
Also want to note, I haven't been given drugs yet.
"Heather uh...Heather...god that's a weird last name, she's in room two."
I'm Heather in room two.
I'm Heather in room two.
"God, I need to soak this coffee up with pretzels."
"Eyebrows, bruh. Eyebrows."
-laughter and rapid Tagalog-
-laughter and rapid Tagalog-
"I need the big boy gloves."
