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My surgery is delayed, so I& #39;m gonna tweet out the weird shit I& #39;m hearing people say.
"Sir, we don& #39;t have muffins."
"Then why the fuck am I paying taxes?!"
"Sir, we don& #39;t have muffins."
"Then why the fuck am I paying taxes?!"
RN: "I called you by your real name today."
Other RN: "Probably the nicest thing you& #39;ve called me all week. Anyway, I& #39;m going to go downstairs and get a piece of chicken."
Other RN: "Probably the nicest thing you& #39;ve called me all week. Anyway, I& #39;m going to go downstairs and get a piece of chicken."
RN: "Don& #39;t worry sir, we& #39;ll warm you up when we get to the ER."
PT: "You& #39;re handsome enough, I& #39;m already warming up."
PT: "You& #39;re handsome enough, I& #39;m already warming up."
*OR
"We can& #39;t read their mind! Namaste, namaste!"
Also want to note, I haven& #39;t been given drugs yet.
Also want to note, I haven& #39;t been given drugs yet.
"Heather uh...Heather...god that& #39;s a weird last name, she& #39;s in room two."
I& #39;m Heather in room two.
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I& #39;m Heather in room two.
"God, I need to soak this coffee up with pretzels."
"Eyebrows, bruh. Eyebrows."
-laughter and rapid Tagalog-
-laughter and rapid Tagalog-
"I need the big boy gloves."
