thread of the sides as tubbo quotes because why the fuck not

Janus: BE CAREFUL. I'M A LAWYER. (Repeated at least twenty times.)

Patton: *gasps* BEES? I LOVE BEES!!

Logan(done with everyone's bullshit): HEY. Are you done with your pissing contest now?!

Janus: You don't allow shit, bitch.

Roman, spinning around in a boat: "You swing me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round-"
Remus(tommy): "Roman, I don't think that song's about a boat. I think it's about sex."
Patton, with conviction: "Nononono, it's about a boat."

Roman: "You guys I'm so high right now."
Janus, wheezing: THATS GOING IN THE QUOTE BOOK
Roman: "i- I meant it as in height-"
Janus, already planning to blackmail him with this information:

Janus: What's up with everyone killing themselves in my courtroom?

Janus when anyone says or does literally anything: Nonono be careful, I'm a lawyer.

Janus: I told them I was pregnant.
Remus, fuckin dying of laughter in a corner: