man: doctor i am depressed
dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing
man: but doctor
dr: i know who you are

man: doctor i am depressed
dr: i just had a lady in here who was depressed. she is the mother of the clown pagliacci and she hates him so much. he's the worst piece of shit in the world and her every waking moment is filled with shame
man: but doctor
dr: i prescribed her my dick

one night a college girl got home in the dark. her dog licked her hand all night. when she woke up her roommate was dead and on the wall was written THE CLOWN PAGLIACCI CAN LICK TOO

if you look up "gullible" in the dictionary you'll find a picture, of the clown pagliacci. just as you will when you look up "bad clown", "terrible shitty clown", and "joke clown (the joke is on him for being a fucking loser)"

forgive me
i have seen the clown
which
you were probably treating for depression
he sucks so bad
so pointless
such a fuckhead

a man and his son are in an accident. when they get to the hospital the surgeon says "i can't operate on this man. he is the clown pagliacci and to allow his miserable life to continue would violate my oath to do no harm"