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hinkybooboo
I had a woman return an hour or so after a purchase asking if I'd seen her wallet. I looked all over the store and even in our back room
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Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley
lottelydia
If you’re a journalist and you’re about to write a spluttering article that talks about students ONLY getting X HOURS of contact time or NO f2f TEACHING it’s an OUTRAGE,
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Forrest Whaley 🌲🐳
forrestfire101
Imagine: You’re a nervous intern on your first big day at the fancy Lego design studio in Denmark, you turn the corner down a long hallway and slam chest first
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Maggie
maggwichh
Have you ever planned a trip weeks ahead of time to help a friend move? booked hotels and stops bc a moving company told you they’d arrive on Sat but
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ヾ(٭〄ω〄)ノ゙𝔻𝕖𝕟⎈𝕫ᵐᵉᵐᵉˢdᵣₑₐₘₛ &🌛ᵇᵉᵃᵐˢ(keyfi)kaçık
DDenizSaylam
So... on my way to the kitchen I realised that cookie was not on his bed, went into every room looking for him frantically (he was nowhere to be found)
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hephaestiyum
My dog just tried to eat a cane toad for the 100th time and boy am I sick of frantically scrubbing his gums and trying to keep his head still
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the babadook from death note. ♡
xochini
thread of things you are experiencing as a waiter/ess during your shift if the restaurant is busy a table asking for the manager and thinking to yourself "do i even
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Ms.Cheshiress 🚩🏴
Kafalolee
I am deeply disturbed and hurt by the rhetoric constantly thrown at me by elites when I talk abt prison abolition or decriminalizing addiction/drugs.The assumption that this is a pet
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The Midnight Society
midnight_pals
JK Rowling: Ssubmitted for the approval of the Midnight Ssociety, I call this the Tale of the Gendercritical DetectiveRowling: or PI PIRowling: Politically Incorrect Private InvestigatorBarker: oh is this your
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Terry Pratchett
terryandrob
There was the noise of something he hadn’t realized he’d been hearing suddenly stopping, and the descending whine of a distant generator. The lights on the panels flickered, and most
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John Hayward
Doc_0
One of the most polarizing things about this election is that nobody can imagine anyone voting for the other guy after listening to him talk for five minutes. "You Gotta
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Peter Burns
PeterBurnsESPN
I know on Twitter we're supposed to act cool but today was my 1st day back in studio doing what I truly love in over 5 months & can't stop
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head empty, only Geralt 🦓 '♿ & The Witcher' JUNE
mustangsart
Pippin Took and Merry Brandybuck are the PCs in a #dnd campaign whose players can only make it to random sessions every now and then so they choose to be
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Zack Ford
ZackFord
Tonight's storm in DC brought down part of a tree on my street. TBA on the fate of the mustang. When you live in a basement apartment and a storm
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soldierpoetking
okay, "the universe needs more you" reactions thread (if i somehow resist getting sucked in right from the beginning and actually switch tabs to tweet)https://archiveofourown.org/works/21015368/chapters/49980662 [ Yoongi inflates to twice
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Who's Gonna Be Lucky Indicted #2? - Brian Cates
drawandstrike
And another thing: some of the high profile Conservative social media influencers who are encouraging Conservatives to leave Twitter for this awesome other social media site, if you think they
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